I'll tell you a story that happened in May,

No1 light went out in Bodiam Way,

Duly reported, we waited to see,

How long the repair was likely to be.

After several weeks of being in the dark,

We had to tell them, "You're not up to the mark"

Excuses were made, but they gave us a date,

Unfortunately it seems, they are running late.

A phone call tells us, "They're not to blame"

Can someone help us achieve our aim?

I'll finish my story that happened in May,

No1 light went out in Bodiam Way.

B Boggis, Bodiam Way.