David Cameron and Nick Clegg a perfect pair for Mars mission
MILLONAIRE space tourist Dennis Tito's planned mission to Mars in 2018 is looking for a "resilient couple that would be able to maintain a happy, upbeat attitude in the face of adversity"
I've got just the pair - David Cameron and Nick Clegg. They've been doing just that for three years and both should be available for training from 2015.
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Spinning through space should come naturally. And Cameron will ensure they get back. He won't be keen to linger too long at the Red Planet.
Of course, the lucrative job of envoy to Mars will already have been taken by Tony Blair.
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Ideally, Tito is looking for a man and a woman, But wouldn’t the latter be more at home on Venus? And anyway, where would she get her nails done? (Ouch! I’ll suffer for that one).
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2 Comments
by havntone
Friday, March 01 2013, 12:31PM
“David Cameron and Nick Clegg a perfect pair for Mars mission. Have to be a one way trip though.”
by davendogs
Friday, March 01 2013, 12:25PM
“I'd say Teflon Tone and his mate George B would be a better option. Sent with a valentines from Osama.”