VIDEO & VOTE: Meet the six young jokers hoping to be crowned best of the one-liners
ARE you ready for a laugh? Funny Friday is here again!
As part of the Grimsby Telegraph's As Easy As ABC literacy campaign, pupils at Immingham's Eastfield Primary School have been giving us their best one-liners.
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Top row, from left, Travis Charles, Sophie Gowing and Reece Berridge. Bottom row, from left, Gabriel Frederick-Maassen, Jordan Hall and Kyle Beel are all hoping they have the funniest joke.
Now we need you to log on to thisisgrimsby.co.uk and vote for your favourite.
The young comedian who gets the highest number of votes will be presented with a book token and an As Easy As ABC certificate at their assembly.
Here are your jokes – all you need to do is vote...
Joke A
THREE women escaped from prison; a redhead, a brunette and a blonde.
With the police chasing them, they saw three sacks and chose to hide inside. The police saw the sacks and decided to inspect them.
To throw them off the scent, the redheaded girl shouted: "Woof Woof!"
"Oh it's only a stupid dog," thought the policeman, and moved on to the next sack.
The brunette shouted "Meow Meow!"
"Just a little cat" said the policeman, and moved onto the final sack.
The blonde inside the sack was worried and quickly thought of something to ward the policeman off. She shouted: "Potatoes, Potatoes!"
Jordan Hall, 11
Joke B
Officer, officer! I stepped on a cornflake – does that make me a cereal killer?
Gabriel Frederick-Maassen, 11
Joke C
What's the difference between a teabag and the England football team?
A teabag stays in the cup longer!
Reece Berridge , 11
Joke D
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch!
Kyle Beel, 10
Joke E
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says: "Why the long face?"
Sophie Gowing, 11
Joke F
A little boy's teacher made him learn the alphabet for homework.
He goes home and asks his mum: "What is the first letter of the alphabet?" She says: "Go away."
His dad is watching the darts, so when the boy says: "What's the second letter?" He shouts: "180!"
He asks his brother: "What's the third letter of the alphabet?" He is watching TV so he says: "Nananana, Batman!".
His sister is watching Top Gear so when he says: "What's the 4th letter of the alphabet?", she says: "Brum brum car".
He goes to school and his teacher asks him how far he got with his homework. "Go away" he says.
"How many detentions do you want?" replies his shocked teacher.
"180!" says the boy.
"Who do you think you are?" asks his teacher.
"Nanana Batman" says the boy.
"How do you think you're going to get away with this?" says the teacher. "In my brum brum car," says the boy!
Travis Charles, 11
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