Noisy flatulence interrupts court session in Grimsby
THE quiet dignity of a court session was abruptly disturbed when someone loudly broke wind in the public gallery.
Nobody apologised for the noisy interruption – and there were anxious looks from people nearby who feared they might get the blame. Grimsby magistrates pretended they had not heard a thing, and in a seemingly unrelated incident a few minutes later, all the lights went out for a few seconds before flickering back on again.
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by Leveret2
Wednesday, February 13 2013, 9:05PM
“"Hoof hearted" ? lol ... I suppose the magistrate was G G Dunnett ?”
by Alex9999
Monday, February 04 2013, 3:05PM
“In another bizarre twist, the winner of the 3.15 at Market Rasen was Hoof Hearted”
by Wolla247
Saturday, February 02 2013, 9:35PM
“Yes this is real news ain't it! Oh dear a cat meowed, quick report it to Sky News!!! Desperation for news or what!”
by grumpyoldbag
Friday, February 01 2013, 10:09PM
“thou whom smelt it, dealt it!”
by davidmantle
Friday, February 01 2013, 5:44AM
“Good job they did not follow through - that would have created a bit of a stink LOL.”
by markus250666
Friday, February 01 2013, 1:26AM
“Is this an April Fools day prank? either way its the best ive read from G.T in years.”
by Maisy666
Thursday, January 31 2013, 10:52PM
“It wasn't me!!!!!
Is one not allowed to trump in court? Not really worth a report on here tho.”
by muff10
Thursday, January 31 2013, 8:32PM
“its just a bit of lightheartedness thats all,beats all the doom and gloom of late”
by Thezodiac
Thursday, January 31 2013, 7:58PM
“Really excelled yourself here Telegraph.
Dear me,Pathetic.”
by Dohadiva
Thursday, January 31 2013, 3:36PM
“He was "let off" on the basis of this being "trumped up" charges "phew" he said "I blame the wife she pulled my finger!"”