VIDEO & VOTE: Young comedians hoping to win your votes with their favourite jokes
IT'S the way they tell 'em! This group of budding comedians are sure to have you rolling in the aisles.
As part of the Grimsby Telegraph's As Easy As ABC literacy campaign, pupils at South Parade Primary School have been giving us their best one-liners.Now we need you to log on to thisisgrimsby.co.uk and vote for your favourite...
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Pupils at the South Parade Primary School share their jokes . Pictured are (rear, from left) Abby Williams, 10, Kieran Owens, 10, Emily Knight, 11; (front, from left) Charlie Reid, 11, Max Barnett, 10, Adam Gough, 10.
JOKE A
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want – he still won't come to you!
Charlie Reid, 11
JOKE B
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Emily Knight, 11
JOKE C
A man went to the doctors and said: "Doctor Doctor, something has come over me!"
The doctor said: "What's come over you?"
The man replied: "Two cars and a bus!"
Max Barnett, 10
JOKE D
What's a baby kebab called?
Kebabby!
Abby Rose, 10
JOKE E
Why did the hand cross the road?
To get to secondhand shop!
Adam Gough, 10
JOKE F
What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light?
Don't look now, I'm changing!
Kieran Owens, 10.
To vote for your favourite joke, visit www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/getreading
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