How to win £52 on the Lotto every year
HOW to win £52 every year on the Lotto every year, guaranteed.
It’s easy just put £1 away and don’t bother buying one, and if you don’t buy two tickets that’s £104 a year.
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How many people don’t even pick three numbers that are in the draw, and at 1.1 per cent it’s better than what you’ll receive from the rotten banks that we own most of because of the Government.
Or buy 100 Premium Bonds and you don’t lose a penny, go and buy a drink to celebrate plus a chance of £1,000s is available.
Offers for gents and ladies.
This afternoon due to a cancellation Aimee is offering a cut and blowdry for £15.00
Terms: Present voucher on arrival, with Aimee only
Contact: 01472 802985
Valid until: Saturday, May 18 2013
At the moment, there are no less than 31,990 £100 prizes so that can’t be bad, can it?
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3 Comments
by TheWrangler
Monday, February 25 2013, 1:00PM
“Saw a good quote earlier:
Grammar, the difference between knowing your s##t and knowing you're s##t!”
by WalterMitty1
Thursday, February 21 2013, 4:01PM
“Whoever wrote this article - PLEASE get psychiatric help to help you communicate and string a sentence together.
It's not your fault that you are grammatically challenged - OR INDEED THICK!”
by TheWrangler
Thursday, February 21 2013, 12:10PM
“Standby.
We have a team of experts trying to decifer what you have just said!”